i can’t get over how sad and funny it is when you see a teenage boy being real snotty about what he finds sexually attractive like oh no he doesn’t like bright lipstick and gladiator sandals make you look like a whore 

like buddy sorry you are not some kind of sexual wine connoisseur you are sixteen and would probably fuck a grapefruit

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Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.



don’t trust people who finished Orange Is The New Black and still call Suzanne “Crazy Eyes”

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me: *accidentally leaves one light on when i leave the room*
my dad: WHO LEFT ALL THE LIGHTS ON WHEN THERE IS NO ONE IN THE ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE WASTING ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

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Who is responsible for this

this works way 2 well tbh

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